This article is about porting OpeniBoot to my toaster.
Audio: Pings when toast is done. Fully functional.
Storage: Holds 2 pieces of toast, equivalent to 2 bits of data. Fully functional.
Multi-Touch: Partially working, handle only really requires one touch to use.
Baseband: Black plastic. (Available in white according to manufacturer, but can't be ordered.)
ALS: When toast catches on fire the heat from it causes toaster to fail catastrophically. Fully functional.
Accelerometer: Partially working, successfully detects impact with wall but tends to disintegrate to alert the user to this fact.
PMU: Goes on or off. Working.
GPU: Sometimes it burns an image of Jesus on my bread. Unsure if divine intervention or driver bug.